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Views expressed on this on this page do not relate to you if you like country!
I have sat on my ass so long on the new Yee Haw! I am so sorry for the wait. I was just about to finish the new one when I bought a scanner. I want to get some stuff produced and trnasfered to the page (this means sounds and pictures) before I completely finish the page. I promise that it will be done by July 30th!
Do you hate Country Music? Then join me on my crusade to end
the madness and stop the brainwashing. I didn't wake up one day
and say "Gee, I want to make a web page that makes fun of a
'music' type." What especially do I hate about country "music" you might ask. I dislike the people who typically listen to country. Now this doesn't mean that I hate you if you do like country, so don't come and hunt me. You can tell how bad a type of music is when the target audience likes to fight over what kind of truck they have (i.e. Ford vs. Chevy). I have been tormented by so many of these yokels
in my school, in my fine town and even my neighbors, who like to
play it loud. I went to homecoming last year and people were linedancing.
I started to laugh in disbelief, it wasn't enough that they all
drive trucks and chew tobacco, but they have to linedance at
homecoming. It's not because I live in a rural hick town, I live
in Kalamazoo, but it's the little rural hick towns around
Kalamazoo. That's where the hicks come from. I wonder about my
peers when all they do in class is dream about one day owning an off-road
vehicle and some nice boots. On hat day some people wear camoflage
hunting hats (you know the annoying orange ones!) The bathroom graffiti is
not the normal graffiti, but is picture perfect drawings of Ford and Chevy
emblems and tins of Kodiac. They sit in class and treat the women like dirt.
They wear those stupid shirts with dogs on them that you find at Wal-Mart.
They ride in some crappy old truck (complete with Calvin peeing on a truck
emblem sticker) while blasting Alan Jackson, Garth Brooks or Tim McGraw. They have
the belt buckles with the entire United States map on them and a diagram of which kind of deer lives where. I could go on forever
but you didn't come here to read my complaints, now did you?
It's that time again where we meet one of the special people who make the site all that more worth while. This page is in existance because of dumb people insisting that their music is better than mine. One such person signed my guestbook recently, his name was Lukie6969. Lukie inisist that I suck and he rules. My music or anyone else's for that matter sucks and his rules. He thinks that his musical taste are devine and that he is right beyond our understanding. If you want to hear his thoughts on the matter just click on the photo of him.
My quote of the century comes from someone who signed my guestbook. You might have seen it. This person obviously didn't read the page because people like him who find violence as the only way to solve something they don't like is really a reason I put up this page. It comes from the enlightened man himself:
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What do you hate most about country music?
It just encourages the use of chewing tobacco
The "singers" makes the effects of paint chips/living under electric power lines glamorous
two words: "Boot Scootin'"
There are subliminal messages in each song saying "Go hunt deer"
Million of people die each year from line dancing accidents
You have not lived until you went to I Hate Country Page. (This is a great page VorteX. All you need are some neato graphics and you have a good page that will soar.)
Visit N.O.A.H.! What's that you ask?? Well, it's the National Organization Against Hicks! A little blunt but a funny idea.
Take a minute to imagine the following:
There you are a intersection, listening to your music waiting
for a red light to turn into the much anticpated green light when
a old, red, rusty, dented, scratched, Ford truck with the bumper
falling off pulls up blasting some country song. Is it Garth
Brooks, Tim McGraw Or Alan Jackson? Who knows, they all sound the
same. You look over and see the confederate flag licence plate,
the mudflaps with the silhouette of a woman, the "Rather Be
Hunting" bumper sticker. What do you do?
over, glare at the hick and hope that he gets the message.
up your music really loud and hope that he doesn't use that
shotgun that is on his gun rack on his truck.
Realize that not all are born with a HUMAN brain.
Think about the reassuring fact that he may become one of the
faceless statistics that die in linedancing accidents.
Answer, none of the above. Follow him him home and is some crazy rage take him and his evil spawn down.
Tell me why you hate country music! If you don't share my view of hate for country please don't come and hunt me with you
shotgun, or spit on my shoe with your tobacco AND DON'T COME
AND RUN ME OVER WITH YOUR TRUCK! Notice what I am talking about
here is the stereotypical hick. Not you personally, if you like country. By the way, I do know the joke about if you play country backwards..thank you for all the people who sent me that joke.
There has been quite a bit of positive feedback! (I had one bad letter betting me that I don't look
good in Wranglers :) )If you'd like to Sign My Guestbook
Or, you can see other sane people!View My Guestbook
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By the way, I can't spell or make complete sentences.